How would I sell ICE to Eskimos!

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Last week in our team we were talking about impossibilities in a project and someone mentioned about selling Ice to Eskimos.. That kept me thinking how I would sell ICE to Eskimos. I must warn you, I am terrible in selling/marketing things. If my idea aligns with yours, it’s purely we think alike.
Here goes my sales pitch 
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How did I go in selling!!! Will you buy my perfumed ICE!!!??
Will add more ideas as I think of!!

Until then Adios!!

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